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national hang out with your most recent ex day

no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that
On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))
by totally not ur ex gf December 11, 2021
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Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text
by pp cc uu October 2, 2021
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Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...
Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
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Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’
Oh what day is it tomorrow?
Finger your ex day bro’
by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021
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National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
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$ex Energy

$ex Energy is the epitome of music. He is the one who will outwork the outworkers and out-fuck the out-fuckers. Yet, he doesn’t fuck around. He’s the guy who shows up early and leaves late, except for those couple times when some shit happened. He makes his girl cum for pleasure. He cares about people and their relationships and promotes healthy relationships, and exciting sexual encounters in his music. He embraces his struggle and his triumphs, but doesn’t dwell on either. He’s the guy you want performing at your event, guaranteed to turn it up with dynamic dance moves, high/positive energy, and crowd participation that makes everyone have a better experience. He’s the type to have a website called sexemusic.com . He’s an all around stand up guy that’ll still fuck a bitch like the dirty slut she is 😁
You heard that new $ex Energy song? That shit is fire🔥🔥🔥. I played it like 20 times in a row 😂.
by Music Enthusiast November 23, 2021
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ex

a sand nigger that runs a convenience store that smells like incense sticks
that sand nigger ex didn't give me my change back
by dylan gibsomn March 27, 2023
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