elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround 

a large animal with a elephants body three sets of t-rex arms, a pair of sea turtle flippers, a elephants trunk that has a beak on the end. Its teeth are made from corn on the cob which usually break while eating its main food source of peanuts and popcorn cornels unless its the third day of the week in which it only eats fluff-an-nutter sandwiches. It has two holes in its forehead one that dispenses pez while the other shoots toothpaste for defense. Beware it can also shoot mouthwash on request. you can usually find these 30 ft behemoths lurking in closets of young children, and while burrowing in the sand while on the beach. This beastie is attracted by the sounds of couples doing the reverse wraparound painted seagull twist(look up if not familiarized with words). All in all this animal is certainly one of gods greatest accomplishments of all time that we contiue to learn from each and every day.

Wow Avi I was at the beach this weekend giving my girl the reverse wraparound painted segull twist when a elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround popped out and joined us.

elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround by aceswild13 April 1, 2008

elephantitis 

Lymphatic Filiarisis (elephantiasis) is a thread-like filarial worm is passed from person to person through the bite of an infected mosquito. Once inside the body of an unsuspecting person, the worm thrives in the lymph vessels and tissues. As it grows, it causes marked swelling of the limbs and other extremities. Elephantiasis is a skin disease that is most common in the tropics. It gets its name because the affected skin becomes rough and thickened usually causes the disease. Mosquitoes carry the worm. When the mosquito bites, the worm enters the body and eventually lodges in the lymph vessels.

It most commonly affects the limbs and can occasionally move to the scrotal areas and outer genitalia.

please people, you might think its funny, but this is a serious and painful disease, its not right to make fun of these people, most of them live in areas where good medical help is hard to find so they can't get relief from this curable disease until its too late and its gone into later stages(when it is incurable). And you all seem to think its a joke.

http ://www.bk- lymphklinik. de/foto/ KHAS36.jpg here is a picture of elephantitis, does that look funny to you?

elephantitis by Reiuki2 August 2, 2007

totalitarian-elephants 

Republicans haved employed in the United States a means to sway public opinion. They use a DoD tactic called Perception Management. See Wikipedia Listing "Perception Management". They have employed this tactic on Democrats that "sit on the fence" come time to vote. Thereby flipping votes and deceptively becoming Totalitarian. Thusly the name totalitarian-elephant. They are truly "Reds".

Those totalitarian-elephants, using Perception Managment, have virtually flipped the US voters to Republicans.

totalitarian-elephants by Saxxy_Blues December 15, 2014

Elephantitis 

After smoking out of a elephant pipe and being beyond stoned, elephantitis starts to kick in

Elephantitis: laying on the floor not feeling your limbs, being really high etc.

Elephantitis by xtina_liciousxo July 9, 2010

march of the elephants 

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

march of the elephants by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

elephants

drunk, hammered, slaughtered. Used particularly in dublin.

She was absolutely elephants last night.
She was totally drunk last night.

elephants by pad July 20, 2004

Elephat 

No, Not Elephant. Elephat.

A Aminal (Yes, Aminal Not Animal) Eaten By Butterflies

They've Never Been Seen, So Don't Ask What They Look Like

Ohh, That Butterfly Is Eating An Elephat!

Elephat by Sean & Bianca January 2, 2008