A person who's a fan of the New York Yankees, Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Cowboys. Only watches their teams when they're in the playoffs. When their team wins, they're obnoxious. When their team loses, they don't care. So, smack talking with them is never fun. They can never hold up an argument about sports. Most of the time, they don't even know any of their team's players except for their best player.
Jack Nicholson: Ultimate Sports Douche; Yankees and Lakers season ticket holder.
Jack Nicholson: Ultimate Sports Douche; Yankees and Lakers season ticket holder.
Look at that sports douche at the end of the bar. Rooting for the Lakers when they score but doesn't understand what's even going on in the game. He's wearing a Yankees hat and a Cowboys sweatshirt. Wait... is that Jack Nicholson?
by Loyal_Fan November 1, 2010
Get the Sports Douche mug.Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011
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A low to mid management type that is generally clueless and ineffective at their job but always know how to do yours. More often than not named Brandon.
by LilCam April 25, 2015
Get the boss douche mug.A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype
Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"
Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
by (xo)mom October 27, 2009
Get the Cliche music douche mug.Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.
Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.
Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:
Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.
Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.
Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:
Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.
Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."
by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009
Get the Douchebag Effect mug.A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.
For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
by Stephaknee August 1, 2009
Get the Douchebag Face mug.1) A guy who is full of themselves. An egotist.
2)A party crasher or anyoune else who comes along to spoil a mood.
2)A party crasher or anyoune else who comes along to spoil a mood.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010
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