Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010

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artful dodger

someone who thinks dodging people is an art and are very good at it, at least thats what i think it is. Fuck it if I'm wrong

Furtherfromdecember spent his last few days of life being the artfull dodger. As he was being stalked by a notorius tough guy who apparently spends time at the gay strip club looking to pay for sex. When he was found by this "tough guy he was decapitated and while his brain still worked was made to look ath the rest of his body spurting out blood.

by Billy L. From St. Louis April 8, 2005

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dodgeball

To defend oneself from getting raped/molested by a sexually ravenous male homo sapien sapien.

And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.

Yo even tho there was 5 of us in the hood runnin' the train, that white ho kept dodgeballin' us till she had time to escape and call the pigs!

by Mark H July 19, 2004

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dagestad

The word defines a person that cant be more awesome, the people defined as a dagestad always looks the best in a crowd. they are intelligent, well educated, beautiful, strong and well dressed.

when you are defined as a dagestad you say "dagestad is my middle name" or "I relate to the dagestad family"

by killerdude November 21, 2011

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