sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

fik wing ding

When you flick a birds wing and it creates an ear splitting noise that exterminates all vegans

The bird was fik Wing dinged and all the vegans were lost

by Brendon“the wing ding”Hendon August 1, 2019

ding a ling

an indian from india. comes from the indian meme song

is it just me or does the pizza taste different?

oh shit ur right! its probably because the new owners are ding a lings

by flav174 August 13, 2025