fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011

poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.

Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...

by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018

Lion day

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.

My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.

by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014

day-amn

It has the same definition as damn, but is pronounced differently; it is broken into 2 syllables, with more emphasis on the first syllable. It is used when the speaker is in utter shock or disbelievment (if that's a word).

"Day-amn! That's one steep cliff!!"

by the sane maniac August 30, 2004

Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.

Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.

by CAS911 March 31, 2013

Hips for days

When a woman has hips so wide you wonder where they end.

Damn! Look at that girl! She's got hips for days!

by Rotten Lee Ravenous July 3, 2015

bunkered day

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'

by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010