Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

Deuce Five

Slang term for .25 acp caliber pistol much like Four Nickle refers to .45 acp caliber pistol

Hit some corners try to get away from these n*ggas imma toss the deuce five I’m a felon n*gga

by SpotemGotem_1646 August 14, 2024

mile high deuce

A bowel movement taken on an airplane

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.

by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023

Deuce Miller

A literal legend birthed by the one and only keith miller

No way! It's Deuce Miller!

by DeuceDogFan69 February 3, 2022

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

Double Deuces

Double deuces means you love the class of 2022 and your teachers

Summa gave double deuces to her favorite teacher

by User14 January 20, 2022

Deuce

a name for someone who is another man’s bitch.

Deuce aka Ethan is Busy’s bitch

by BusyRB April 19, 2023