cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.

"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"

by Edzik June 30, 2008

Unicorn Cum

A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.

I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.

by Aggie05 September 10, 2011

Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.

Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!

by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010

The Cum Man

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.

⁶Gage is The Cum Man

by The Cum Man March 16, 2021

Cum jug

A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.

Omg, wow! Hollie is drinking the cum jug!

by Lord Of Massive Balls April 27, 2021

cum crash

The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.

"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."

by youwillsaywow March 25, 2010

Cum bucket

female who sleeps with anyone regularly

That chick over there is nothing but a cum bucket

by nice nipples March 4, 2017