crunchy naturalist

a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.

My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.

by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023

The Crunch Zone

Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.

"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."

Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."

by Teir 4 October 21, 2010

ball cruncher

The term when someone is punched so hard an audible crunch is heard

Wyatt pushed Easton's buttons, as payback he gave him a ball cruncher

by Cockyrooster1135 November 30, 2015

crayon crunchers

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.

I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!

by Irish Boi October 20, 2017

one crunchy boy

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.

WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY

by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018

csgo.crunch

Csgo.crunch or better known for his second name "scammer" is a "popular" person on the instagram. He likes to scam others for 5 € even tho he will ruin his reputation. He is a cool person afterall but still man wth scamming people for csgo skins? He posts shit like: "I can hear the KKK commin", like wth man ik ur readin this lol. Just sayin try being normal again. Btw not meanth to be offending to ya crunch.

Csgo.rules: "Oh bgmc.csgo, u got scammed by csgo.crunch?"
Bgmc.csgo: "Yes but u can't report him coz he removed his account."

Csgo.rules: "Oh ok."

by Bgmc.csgo June 1, 2018

Nestle Crunch

A very crunchy Nestle

"Wow this thing is very crunchy"
"Thats why i love nestle crunch"

by Broopt November 1, 2020