Real Communism

A form of government that has never been implemented in all of human history.

All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.

This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).

This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*

by Souper Rare January 7, 2022

Dirty Communist

Republican term for anyone who is a liberal/supports liberals.

John McCain: Obama is a dirty communist!

Obama: Come at me bro.

by Eat a dick yo October 27, 2011

Communist

A dOoSh BaG wItH nOtHiNg To LiVe FoR

Brendan is a f**got ass communist

by phat kunt December 2, 2018

MOnroe Community College

A community college, sometimes considered 13th grade by dissenters.

I went to Monroe Community College.

by Chigglywiggly December 24, 2008

Worle Community School

A large secondary school in Weston Super Mare. Has approx 1,500 pupils.Possibly the best school in the world ever. Much better than priory, wyvern and broadoak. Has the best sports teams and always gets the best exam results. Has a stunning new resturant

Worle Community School pupil: " i love my school so much"
Priory Pupil " i wish i could go to your school, but it was filled up'
Worle Pupil: " unlucky skag head.

by Sherocksmyworld December 17, 2008

dutchess community college

Commonly reffered to as 13th grade Dutchess Community college is a last resort school for the occupants of the Hudson Valley. With the states lowest tuition this school is full of outcasts and rednecks. Though all the poor drunk sluts from highschool can be found here. Score!

I'm 46 and have no job but I'll sign up for school at Dutchess Community college so I can talk to young girls.

by John Kochay March 29, 2007

Animal Crossing Community

AnimalCrossingCommunity.com, or ACC for short, is one of the shittiest Animal Crossing fansites ever. The staff members on the site are assholes who ban tons of people from their site for any reason. The site has filters preventing people from saying words like "Facebook" and "Myspace" and ban people from linking to any social networking site. People who post their friendcodes for their town often get seeded and staff there will do nothing to prevent people who have seeded towns from seeding other towns. Message boards about AC are often only for people who want to get their town seeded by assholes. Even though the site has a random board for people to talk about other topics aside from AC, they ban people from discussing many major news events and all discussions of politics or social issues are prohibited. All curse words or any phrase that's mildly offensive (ie "yo mamma" jokes) are strictly forbidden and can get people banned if they use them. Overall, this site is fucking beyond stupid and no one above the age of 1 day should use this site. There are many other AC sites that are better than this one, just for your sake steer clear of this one.

Dude: "My town got seeded in Animal Crossing"
Other dude: "Did you go on Animal Crossing Community?"
Dude: "Yeah"
Other dude: "That's why"

by JoeKickAzz December 22, 2013