A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
Get the Card Condommug. by sturmsey June 23, 2021
Get the Group-condommug. Your parents should have used the condom
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020
Get the Condommug. Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.
Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.
Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.
Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.
by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010
Get the Bike Condommug. Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.
by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023
Get the non disclosure agreement condomsmug. What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024
Get the Asian condommug. by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
Get the Condom jokemug.