Chode

When the COCK is WIDER then it is LONG....for the fuck up with the purple chode SHUT THE HELL UP u dont know what ur talking about!

I tried to JACK OFF my boyfriend but he had such a bad fuckin choad damnit...

by Tanya Cohen July 22, 2003

chode

This word can have two definitions:
It means a penis that is wider then it is long.
It also means a person who is wider then the are tall.

Man you're a fucking chode.
You dick is a little chode.

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006

Chode

The epidermis which is found between the males scrotum and anus. And the one word your mom yells to me when im f**kin the living day lights outa her.

I am the chode tamer, and you all are my savage biotches!

by Romeo July 21, 2003

chode

the space between the balls and the ass hole... There fore the chode

"Dude my chode is sweaty"

by LilNativemama612 November 26, 2007

chode fart

When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.

After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.

by Chodes Anonymous January 9, 2009

anti-chode

When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny

wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

chode block

Similar to the famous cock block, but when a man with a larger penis blocks the dude with the obvious small dick, bc he has no game.

Man I had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little fag artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.

by duderlbwski March 31, 2006