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Chico

Chico is the best thing you will ever possibly meet in your life. If you ever meet one he will always be by your side until he dies. Dont take advantage of your chico, when hes gone, you will look back and regret you did. You will regret it and look back on what youve lost. Chico was the best dog i ever had. I loved him very much. Hes gone now and i miss him so much! This was for you chico๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•
Chico was the best dog you ever could ask for๐Ÿ’žโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
by The duckle March 19, 2019
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chocosnake

a nice long brown turd.

one with an extra shiny coating and rich brown color.
my chocosnake was so massive i had to take a picture of it and show my girlfriend.
by aidsfarmer January 19, 2010
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Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
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chocolate lesbian

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!
by observantlurker September 21, 2015
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The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer
James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown
by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010
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Chico Time

The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.
You can get delirious
If you take life to serious!
It's Chico Time.
by Mr Tomnus September 10, 2006
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Choccy Milk

what do choccy milk and strawbee milk have in common?
They both taste good.
Except for strawbee milk.
#IChooseChoccy
by #IChooseChoccy January 6, 2017
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