dab child

A dab child is like a dad dab, they are MLG and wants to follow in the footsteps of their father. Others might want to dad on the dab child, but the dab dad is always there to protect them.

"My son is a dab child"

by platypus333 December 14, 2017

Hush child

1. To shut someone up when they are right and mocking you.

2. What you use to tell someone to backoff and shut up when you are too tired to curse

"OH HUSH CHILD DAMMIT"

by Heyioweyou November 11, 2018

yesterdays child

Where someone acts like they were born yesterday

Your such a yesterdays child..

by Lolitsme3748 May 17, 2019

Stepheaded Red-Child

A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.

"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."

by Goumi August 8, 2009

Your ancestors child molesters

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”

Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

by N O O S E May 28, 2018

chilax

Chillout + Relax. Mainly used while doing Text or SMS.

"Take it easy.. Chilax.."

by MJ October 29, 2004

Child hood

a point in life from ages 3 to 12

"fuck that shit up like my child hood"

by turbonegro sailorman September 14, 2009