When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.
by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017
Get the Clothes Callmug. Call of War is a browser video game, enjoyed by more then 1 million users. In the new update you can choose to play as a 20th century Turkish sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien III (too unlock this character you have to play as a muslim country), and 20th century christian king Christian X also known as Papler (too unlock this character you have to play as a european/baldic country). the new moto of the game is : yoo matko whos calling me? - WAR.
yoo bro Papler is playing Call of War during school. He is playing as Christian king and is planing to take down Turkey! Jesus died for our sins😂😂.
by papler122 September 20, 2023
Get the Call of Warmug. by Maiyapiper April 14, 2021
Get the Call in lovemug. A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.
*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
Get the Call Of Dutymug. Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
Get the Calling the Guardmug. When you are low on credit and don't want to waste it. So you ring your boy and after hearing one ring you hang up so he gets a missed call and rings you back. Credit saved.
by LukeBishop May 5, 2016
Get the gypsy callmug. by imTez April 14, 2017
Get the blocked callmug.