Cooper

Cooper is a gecko that lives inside you walls

Cooper is in the walls

by Steve the holy April 14, 2023

Cooper

A real one, hardworking, sexy as fuhh, athletic, smart, great hair, good kisser, and knows how to hook a man up with a lady ;)

Cooper is so awesome, too bad he hooked me up with his friend

by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021

Cooper modras BMX

a bike that was found at a school and got smashed at a skatepark and cooper cant tighten the front wheel so it just fell off and everything was loose on it when it was found and the chain fell off and there was rust all over it.

that looks like Cooper modras BMX

by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024

Jack Cooper

The pilot from Titanfall 2 who probably has wet dreams about his Titan BT-7274

Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.

Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan

by atp engineer March 13, 2025

Cooper

The Coopers with mullets usually suck on the sack of mutual friends and wanna fight everyone

“did you hear what cooper said?”
“yeah i know, that cunts a lick nuts”

by Cooper Bitch November 23, 2021

Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.

Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022