coltonsuper

Any person, or kid who thinks they are funny. In reality they aren’t and are highly irrelevant. Most coltonsupers are middle schoolers that enjoy memeing people older than them.

Yo, did you see that coltonsuper trying to be funny?

by Jerry Sanford May 22, 2019

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

colton

hes SUPER CUTE and really caring. he always

wants to take care of you and will never let you down

colton is the best boyfriend

by crazy lover 1234 April 2, 2019

Colton

He is a coon

Yo you a coon colton

by Dyucky October 7, 2019

Cotten headed niggie muggins

An insult from elf in which means “stupid” or you “don’t belong” in a group of people

Just admit it. I’m a Cotten headed niggie muggins.

by lol claie November 18, 2019

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

Cottingley

A small village near Bingley in the Bradford area in West Yorkshire. Famous for the Cottingley fairies and grafters.

Max Allen - "Have you ever been to Cottingley?"
Alex Turner - "Yeah I have it's brilliant."

by Tykie04 November 26, 2020