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People with small, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls that also can get away with shooting any minority.
"Wow that cop that just shot that man has some tiny, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls."
by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022
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Cop

Something that you wish to buy
Usually used when referring to a clothing item
Can be used as a noun (See example one)

Or as an action (See example two)
"Oi Jackson, what do you think about this blazer?"
"That's a Cop"

"Should i Cop this jumper, Henry?"

"Yeah bro that's fire"
by AverageDuke December 24, 2018
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Bizzaro Cop

A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.
Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.

It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.

That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016
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Cop On

Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to
Person 1: What am I supposed to do again

Person 2: For Christs sake, would ya have a bit of cop on
by RandomIrishFella May 23, 2023
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Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022
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Cop Bump

When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
by Peleke9 July 31, 2016
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Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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