One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
by Days1 July 9, 2020
Get the Cock Pilotmug. An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
Get the oh cockmug. I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
by Special needs student September 1, 2012
Get the the cock and the balls of itmug. It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'
by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015
Get the cock or bollockmug. Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013
Get the Cock Munchmug. 
by Shrekalec September 10, 2009
Get the cock stumpmug.