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The coolest place to go in Minnesota. Tourist hotspot that you want to go to. Host of the teapot water tower. You know you want to go there. We are not affiliated with Chicago Illinois.
Dude, you need to come to Chisago, they just destroyed North Branch in yesterday's game.
Chisago by Brevel March 3, 2011

chicagovue 

A Russian web-site in Chicago that caters to transsexuals, infidels, parasites, and brain-dead alcoholics
I'm a illegal Russian immigrant. I go on Chicagovue and find the ass of young boys to rape
chicagovue by alaric May 13, 2005

chicagolitics 

The form of politics practiced in the state of Illinois, featuring corrupt politicians and pay for play. Recently highlighted by the scandal to sell Obama's senate seat.
Rod Blagojevich has sure made a mess of replacing Obama in the senate. That's chicagolitics.
chicagolitics by pigfarmer January 8, 2009

chicagoian 

Someone who currently lives in Chicago or close proximity. Positive feelings towards Chicago and feeling like you are a part of the city of Chicago. Pride in Chicago.
I have lived in Chicago all my life and I consider myself a dedicated chicagoan. As long as I live in Chicago I will be a Chicagoian.
chicagoian by Dave Manchu November 4, 2007

chicano arte 

dat's da culture of any chicano, mexican livin' america.
the chicano arte is rich, this is approximately the north mexican culture,
it is a mix of the catholic culture and the aztek mentality.
"El Arte" is composed of the Lowrider Lifestyle, the art of the Graffiti and many more...
"hey hermano, whatchu do man? respect da Arte !"
"we lowride, we smoke, we paint da walls, dat's da chicano Arte"
chicano arte by Don Gizzzzle May 11, 2007

Chicagoan 

A superhuman being that inhabits the wonderful city of Chicago. They can be found anywhere in Chicago, but how do you know if you've spotted an actual Chicagoan?

First, Chicagoans love or have some sort of pride in them for Chicago. Why would you bother being a Chicagoan if you didn't like Chicago?

Second, they're actually from Chicago. Always check to make sure that whoever tells you they're from Chicago isn't actually from Naperville or some other place/suburb that is an hour away from the Loop.

Third, they are very friendly but can also be tough. They will always be loyal to anything that holds their city dear, like the sports teams. There is currently an ongoing dispute between the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox. Pick your side wisely, because once you do, you can't go back.

Lastly, if you're a Chicagoan, you will be disturbed by the gif below. Why? Because there's ketchup on that hot dog! If you're not a Chicagoan, it may seem normal to put ketchup on a hot dog, but to a Chicagoan, it's not a good thing for them.

Overall, Chicagoans are wonderful, magical humans that should be treated with great respect. If you don't I'm going to have you sentence you to 3 years in Jay Cutler's household! So be nice to Chicagoans. ✨✨✨✨
Plot twist: I'm a Chicagoan!

(Some things in this definition are satire)
Chicagoan by A white and grey cat November 3, 2020