deep fried burritos

the absolute greatest thing ever. period.

megadeth cant' touch deep fried burritos in any way. no matter how many key changes are in the solo

by duncacas February 9, 2010

Thonksshobing burrito

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break

The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>

by mlemingshobe November 23, 2019

Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69

I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!

by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018

Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.

While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her

by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018

Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.

“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude

by notsjolie April 9, 2021

Frictions Burritos

Having diarrhea farts while you are jogging or running......

Dan could not continue the triathlon.... He was stricken with a sudden case of Frictions Burritos......

by Mook Bug July 17, 2019

lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018