burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.

Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.

by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

Bison Burrito

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.

James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.

by Yea123455 January 11, 2022

Burrito Man

The owner of a beefy little penis

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man

by Skindle September 15, 2023

Burrito

A Burrito is a mexican food that consists of lots of different food, typcially beef, lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes, black beans, and olives. All wrapped in a tortilla.

Person 1: Wanna order food tonight?
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.

by Zomatic May 2, 2020