Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.

Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.

by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021

Brandon Slavin

A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear

Hoe 1: Brandon Slavin killed my dog!
Hoe 2: I wonder if he is Jewish

by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022

Brandon walker

A man that sucks his or other peoples toes

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker

by Cummins cider June 16, 2020

Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.

When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.

by The wise And All Knowing September 8, 2019

Brandon O'Shea

A guy who thinks he’s him but his team, LSU Tigers, can’t beat a sorry A&M

Brandon O'Shea thinks he’s him.

by supersaiyncaden November 28, 2022

Brandon Elliot

Nigga is just so fucking unfunny, bugged eyed, pedophile, dick lover looking ass nigga!

Yo fuck Brandon Elliot like fr fr.

by Sjeotrhdan May 2, 2019

brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate May 9, 2018