Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 28, 2011

where's the beef?

A phrase made famous by an old commercial where some old geezer says "Where's the beef?!"

Now frequently said by students at Scarborough High School.

"Where's the beef?!"
"I'll show you where the beef is."

by Corb December 28, 2005

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

beef tips

new age cockney slang for 'the shits'

Has Janet been off work with the beef tips?

by slang daddy May 12, 2010

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug March 31, 2005

Wheres The Beef?

When a man slaps a girl in the face with his cock/ penis

GUY- hey honey, i wanna try something new.

GIRL- What?

GUY- This! Wheres The Beef?

GIRL- OOOOWWWW ASSHOLE!

by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011