dildo beef

The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.

Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!

by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013

where's the beef?

A phrase made famous by an old commercial where some old geezer says "Where's the beef?!"

Now frequently said by students at Scarborough High School.

"Where's the beef?!"
"I'll show you where the beef is."

by Corb December 19, 2005

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 04, 2005

beef tips

new age cockney slang for 'the shits'

Has Janet been off work with the beef tips?

by slang daddy May 12, 2010

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug April 01, 2005

Wheres The Beef?

When a man slaps a girl in the face with his cock/ penis

GUY- hey honey, i wanna try something new.

GIRL- What?

GUY- This! Wheres The Beef?

GIRL- OOOOWWWW ASSHOLE!

by donkeypuncher95 November 14, 2011