Archie battersbee

English schoolboy, born on 10th of March 2010 and died on the 6th of August 2022.

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Died because of the blackout challenge

Archie Battersbee died.

by Poopz💩 September 30, 2022

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Archie Battersbee

he died almost 2 months ago

On the 6th of August
Person 1: Sad, just got the news that Archie Battersbee died.
Person 2: ok

by Spongebobfan22 October 1, 2022

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Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled

Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!

by Coattail October 3, 2022

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peanut buttery peanut butter

it's gross

groooooosssss is peanut buttery peanut butter

by yayayayayayay!!! February 2, 2023

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skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)

tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick

by equus bellum May 29, 2023

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The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

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