faggot bat

When someone is really being a faggot and stupid at the same time.

Omfg i just slapped that dude in the corner for being a faggot bat.

by Asanj3 August 19, 2008

RayBan Bat

It's when a girl is lying face up and a guy puts his dick in her mouth. The girl has to wear sunglasses so that the guy's balls don't poke her eyes.

Dude 1: Last night me and maddy did the Rayban Bat!
Dude 2: hahahaha sweet!

by thegreatbostonian January 25, 2009

Shaved Bat

During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.

"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."

"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."

by brian married a man February 12, 2008

base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.

idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 12, 2006

swing the bat

To get really drunk.

The party's an open bar, let's go swing the bat!

Dude, I SWUNG the bat last night!

by BekBekahBekahsonSon April 19, 2007

cunt bat

When someone gets overtly emotional and starts aiming at you as a target, with said emotions.

Dude, Jennifer is such a cunt bat, she's on her period and totally aiming for my head.

by antiant December 26, 2009

Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010