basic

A very shallow and superficial person usually found with a cup of Starbucks.

Wow she is a real basic bitch.

by Thot banisher May 16, 2018

Basic

Basic. Basic means so awesome mostly used for girls.Some Girls say it all the time. Basic things are things such as Starbucks,sushi,food,coffee.etc etc etc

Adrianna:let’s go get Starbucks
Hailey:Yas girl

Adrianna:BASIC!
Hailey:BASIC!

by Glitterbaby23 May 18, 2018

basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018

Basic Baboon

A person who likes things that are not improved or finished yet.

Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.

by Basicbaboon May 31, 2018

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Basic Virgin

Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."

fucking heathens.

Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.

Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.

by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 18, 2018

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018