cool-awkward

Braden Glebus.

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dude, braden is so cool-awkward

by i just lost the game. October 16, 2008

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

seasonly awkward

when you don't know whether to wear shorts or sweatpants due to the awkward weather conditions and others' opinions. usually takes place in areas such as New York or New Jersey during April/early May, and no one quite knows the attire to wear. similar to socially awkward, but this is centered around the time of year and what people wear

Amanda's wearing leggings and Uggs, and Jen's wearing shorts and flip-flops. Its definitely that seasonly awkward time of the year.

by mTeAlYaLnOiRe May 25, 2011

un-awkwardafied

when somebody who you don't know on facebook adds you, and Kevin Rose deems it awkward, and then you actually talk to her and she's nice, and Kevin Rose deems it "un-awkwardafied"

^I am aware that the above is a run-on sentence

Guy: Suck my cock
Girl: No
Guy: Why not
Girl: I don't have a mouth
Guy: I understand
Kevin Rose: Un-awkwardafied!
Everyonelse: Not really un-awkwardafied but yeah you get the point right?

by aimsiswack May 16, 2012

d'awkward

A follow up reaction to a situation or statement that is both cute and awkwardly uncomfortable.

You walk in on your parents spooning on the couch, watching a movie. The Only response is "d'awkward" as you walk out of the room.

by Zoocosm August 31, 2013

The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

Mountie Awkward

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.

OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??

by Oh THAT person June 1, 2016