Austin

With the last name Barela-Hill, he is by-far the worst guy to ever try to date someone. This guy uses his "depression" to guilt trip people into having sex with him! I have proof, dont @ me lmao. And who knew, cheating on your bf with "cheshire_effect" by sexting them is now considered talking about politics with a friend, then confessing your feelings to your bfs best friend is considered "trying to do art" no one believes you lmao.

p.s; try using the uwu pokeball and "they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth, well apparently no one has ______ with you" tactics again.

"Austin is such a bitch"

by lilhoe.net November 26, 2019

Austin

austin is lowkey gay but denies it

ma mans Austin is gay as hell
ye bro all austins are like that

by jeffreylopez8 November 27, 2019

Austin

Someone who will touch your 8-year-old sister without permission and will not admit that he did

"Austin, why did you touch my sister?"

by Yousef Elhendy November 28, 2019

Austin

Likes minors

Eww it’s austin

by Noah's Lucky Babe March 25, 2019

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Austin w

A kid or adult that likes to lie about everything and acts dumbs and pees with his sister

Aidan your a Austin W no joke.

by YourD@D:) April 6, 2019

austin

cute lil thicccc ass hoe with a butt that won’t quit

friend 1: damn did you see that guys ass?
friend 2: yeah, he’s definitely an austin

by welovedatass69 April 8, 2019