Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL

Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me

by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020

alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020

Aalyssa

The devil in disguise. Usually can be nice at first but when you get to know them can be very mean and sneaky

You’re being such an Aalyssa!!

by Uahajaja July 6, 2020

Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is retarted

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Alysse

The most F-ing disgusting girl in the world. Usually covers her face in make-up just to hide all the acne. It doesn't help though because an Alysse is just another definition for the most rat looking, fat looking, stupidest blonde, who THINKS she is cool. Usually has a boyfriend who cheats on her constantly because she isn't lovable but demands things. NEVER have what you call an Alysse in you life & if you do KICK HER OUTTA YOUR LIFE FOR GOOD....!

Rob: Isn't that make-up SUPPOSE to cover up you acne..?"
Terry: "That's what you call Alysse. Most ugliest person in the world!"

by That Guy12324352 September 30, 2011

Allysia

A type of bitch who ruins herself by not realizing that she’s ruining herself in the first place

Untrusted, sour, cringe, wanna-be popular, wanna-be pretty, annoying, toxic, spilled too much

Sweet at first but sour at last, like dawn and twilight

Allysia who?

by Yyut October 21, 2019

alyssa

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic

omg its that bitch Alyssa!

by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017