awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010

kickin the grass around

the process of smoking weed

we are all just sitting here kickin the grass around

by lacy hudson January 20, 2009

The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 3, 2016

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

Buzzing around the beehive

Do something extensively to find something and/or accomplish something.

"Hey, John, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive for it."

"Nope. That's your loss, Bill."

by Smaher The Great October 27, 2015

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

raped around the edges

When someone does something to you that feels a little rapey, or less than consensual.

I was dtf kyle, but he didn't use a condom and didn't bother to ask, before entering me, if I was "ok" with that. This experience has me feeling a little raped around the edges.

by Isa Marie August 17, 2019