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Alyssa

A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 22, 2021
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A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.
Alyssa, Alyssa likes boobies
by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.
Alyssa might actually be happy someday.
by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021
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Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
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A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨
Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.
by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021
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The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about
greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*
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Alyssa Gem

A kind yet stubborn girl. She is one of a kind. She always think of others first and prioritizes in helping. She lacks confidence despite her awesomeness and curvaceous body. She loves small things given to her. A keeper and deserves to be kept for being loyal when in a relationship Has so many friends who take advantage of her kindness but she doesn't care. All that matters to her is that she loves them despite of making her a friend of convenience. Always laughs and lights up the mood of everyone. Witty and smart, often helps her classmates at school. Rarely seen to be mad but is scary when she is. Her biggest weakness is the death of her loved ones. Loves music, arts and dogs. Has a gregarious and high-pitched laugh.
Have you heard of our class governor, Alyssa Gem? She's great! And I would love to vote her again for the next school year!

Alyssa Gem's a keeper, you're dumb if you let her go.
by Arrhaesia November 23, 2021
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