Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Skinny as a peach

When a Maine Coon is so thin that if he doesn't eat more he may waste away into nothing.

Mama, the Vet said I'm skinny as a peach! I have to eat more Shrimpies.

by LucatheMaineCoon June 1, 2011

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

asandr

stupid ass bitch

that girl is one asandr

by yellow1245 April 13, 2020

Queer as a lemonade sandwich

1. a person who is very odd
2. a person who is very gay

Yeah, didn't you know - he's as queer as a lemonade sandwich!

by ytsirk nosnibor February 4, 2010

Asadu

Someone who is a best friend, is lovable and perfect in every way possible. Someone you would want to keep to infinty and beyond.

'You'll always be my Asadu'

by ZuzuG December 15, 2011

fresh as a fucking daisy

Awake and with it

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

by Badboy August 27, 2003