dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
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dusty munger

mountain phoenix student slang
1. a dumbass bitch, usually be tippin
2. slapping someone hard af on the back out of no where for no reason
1.
individual 1: yo you hear that fuckboy Foster William Gillette a dusty munger
individual 2: fuck bro, that mf do sex crimes and he tippin
2.
individual 1: *gives dusty munger*
individual 2: you should slit your wrists tonight
by realpizzahut December 28, 2023
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Dusty Snorkler

When your snorting illicit drugs out of a female’s asshole, and you sneeze blowing all the product into the air.
Did you hear that Wax got caught with Lynn doing the dusty snorkler
by Jt king February 08, 2018
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The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
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dusty dime

A fairly attractive older lady who obviously used to be a dime piece back in the day.

"Yo, check out that milf"
"Yeah she is a dusty dime alright"

"Yo, check out that milf"
"Yeah she is a dusty dime"
"Yo, have you seen the bikini photos of Jack's mom?"
"Yeah dude she is a dusty dime alright "
by Keiththeturk August 25, 2015
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dusty frog

The worst insult you could say to a person
You’re such a dusty frog dude!”
by Beep_8339 December 30, 2022
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dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
by Dustygopher69 August 19, 2015
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