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Yo Mama

An old fucking joke generalizing your mom.
Guy: Omg thats as big as...
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.
by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015
mugGet the Yo Mamamug.

Yo MaMa

A joke u use to make fun of people mom!!!
Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her in 1979 and it still printing!!!
by #LIFE SUCK November 22, 2017
mugGet the Yo MaMamug.

Yo Face

"Your fat!" Said Bob. "YO face!" I replied.
by Hanate0218 November 6, 2018
mugGet the Yo Facemug.

Yo daddy

Someone's father sexually mentally and physically
Who's yo daddy
by Savy my nigga August 17, 2018
mugGet the Yo daddymug.

YO MAMA

YO MAMA is a mother fucking ass with a big hairy dick and a pussy as big as mexico. She is gay and has sex with strangers, including the police.
YO MAMA has sex with Donold Trump.
by Donold duck October 24, 2018
mugGet the YO MAMAmug.

bling-yo

~ If one were to be dragged off to play Bingo with a grandmother at a place where a lot of them showed up,
for no reason just randomly shout 'Bling-yo!' even if you haven't got it.

The point to this is to pretend you thought you had it, and see how long it takes someone to shout at you.

~ An anti-adult statement (you can't be older than 18 to say it without someone laughing.
'Bling-yo!'
'Shut up with that!'
'Bling-yo!'
'Get out!'
by KRAMKELEVRA February 21, 2007
mugGet the bling-yomug.

diz yo

This is your
diz yo girl sharandah
by niggazbetrippinyo August 11, 2011
mugGet the diz yomug.

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