A taco berry is defined as; toilet paper that gets stuck in a chics pubes from wiping her really hairy vagina, the normal color when ripe is yellow or poop brown, can be edible depending how hungry you are; 2)or wiping her really hairy ass, in this instance they would be brown in color and not very tasty.
1)Damn i went down on this chick last night and she had TACO BERRIES all over her hairy pussy.
2)Jeez, i don't remember last night at all i must have blacked out, i must have eaten some TACO BERRIES as residual berries are still stuck in between my teeth.
2)Jeez, i don't remember last night at all i must have blacked out, i must have eaten some TACO BERRIES as residual berries are still stuck in between my teeth.
by justinwilson April 03, 2007
When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"
Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.
by Durrr! March 02, 2009
a guy grindin while drunk on a hideous girl in a taco suit and enjoying it, usually on Halloween and also nicknamed "Shotaro," after its creator
by Proclearing December 06, 2008
by iforgetmynamefuckrhdfsdfsdfsdf January 11, 2011
by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010
by boxed beauty January 08, 2012
Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.
I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.
by L_Ho February 05, 2010