When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
by TSEngineer July 11, 2009
Get the Bonified retardmug. A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site
by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017
Get the retarded parkermug. by John Machtolff October 14, 2017
Get the Retard modemug. Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...
Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
by Kneel4me August 26, 2013
Get the undiagnosed retardedmug. An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.
Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.
by Jodelosa November 10, 2010
Get the Retard Auramug. 
Gf: why don't you pay for everything?
Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5
Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?
Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.
Emotionally Retarded
Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5
Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?
Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.
Emotionally Retarded
by Really,really? September 28, 2018
Get the Emotionally retardedmug.