trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.

I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.

by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016

pump and dump

Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.

"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"

by pump and dump April 5, 2015

pump and dump

If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.

Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"

by YoMeg June 4, 2007

buddy dump

To go to the bathroom with your buddy and take a dump in adjacent stalls but at the same time.

"Yo, you wanna go do buddy dumps before the movie?"
"Hell yes"

by dzzzzz August 6, 2006

Love Dump

What do you do when you've split up with someone.

To quote Static-X:

I really hate you!
Love dumpling
Now my bowels ache, yeah!

by Jibberwocker May 12, 2007

Atomic Dump

(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.

“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011