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CRACKER JACK

A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.
I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow
by Fred E. Douglas June 24, 2011
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bitch cracker

A person who cracks (spreads the legs of) a bitch/woman who is taken or hard to get.
Jason is one smooth bitch cracker. No girl is off limits.
by Niks 7 September 8, 2006
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cracker town

A district of a city anywhere in a non-European country, usually in Asia, where a large, concentrated white minority resides. The district is frequently dirty and sporadic street vendors can be found selling cheap, basement made goods.
Ying: Hey Yang, I need a hamburger, let's head to cracker town.

Yang: Good idea Ying, I could use a knew watch and some Fokie sunglasses.
by Fil Eden February 23, 2008
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Anal Crackers

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014
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Cracker Dick

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
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cracker cakes

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
by sucio2 August 13, 2010
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Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.
by cj2009cj February 4, 2012
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