brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain

emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx

by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020

Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate May 9, 2018

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.

Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.

by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018