A cute kitty cat that lives in Indiana
“Oh look it’s Satan, the cute kitty!!”
by Satans caretaker November 1, 2020
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Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.
After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.
by Satan is Jesus October 6, 2019
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Deciever of the Nations!
Prince of Darkness!
Evil one!
Repent, you who accept Jesus as your Savior.
Hey uhh... Satan, is it? Yeah. Well... Step away from the throne!
by Mr.Preacher December 3, 2018
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Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN

A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offereded.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
by Religious Descons May 29, 2024
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Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN

A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offended.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
by Religious Descons May 29, 2024
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Satan is kind of the leader of hell and maybe the punisher of hell. Some says below Satan's level are priests in hell. Although we don't know about this, but people believe stories on written walls are of a man who is extraordinary. Confirmed he is Irish, people are discovering new artefacts of this man, which also could be satan.
Goddamn, those crooks. They're strung by Satan.
by Koin'tf Jeff April 17, 2020
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