Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

It is normally use to tell someone to go to hell

Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Gangplank Q Yourself

Usually used in League of Legends

Used to tell people to kill themselves with a firearm

Player 1: dude you're so ass, stop inting
Player 2: Gangplank Q Yourself
Player 1: Keep Yourself Safe

by Cuni2 July 14, 2025

ruined yourself

Whereby you say or act in a way that would be deemed embarrassing by another person or make an idiot of yourself

"You ruined yourself earlier when you asked where Jade was, she was sacked over a year ago"

by Michael Wordson March 11, 2024