Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Big dogs

Alyssa constant and her boys

Can’t hang with the big dogs

by Chief <3 January 4, 2022

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 5, 2017

Dog

An animal that constantly bothers you if you don't spend enough time with it or feed it

Boy- my dog wouldn't stop bothering me yesterday!
Big man- Did you feed him?
Boy- No

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021

Dogged

To be completely and utterly fucked, sometimes used to describe being high.

I was completely and utterly dogged last night at the movie theater.

by Ramdoger2013 September 12, 2021

Throwy Dog

Blake

"Stop being a 'throwy dog'"

by Oldie, The Possum Hunter May 19, 2023

Bil-dog

Someone who loves to sniff from their own bill but cannot recognise they're own poor qualities

Politicians are right bil-dogs aren't they

by Curry Packer November 4, 2020