Dog

An animal that constantly bothers you if you don't spend enough time with it or feed it

Boy- my dog wouldn't stop bothering me yesterday!
Big man- Did you feed him?
Boy- No

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021

dog n' tots

slang mainly used in the pacific northwest excluding california ( oregon, washington) meaning a males genitals.

tom: i fouled manning by hitting him in his dog n' tots.
justin: oh not his dog n' tots

by jt13dragon September 15, 2020

Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

Bil-dog

Someone who loves to sniff from their own bill but cannot recognise they're own poor qualities

Politicians are right bil-dogs aren't they

by Curry Packer November 4, 2020

Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.

Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!

by Member.dic April 12, 2023

Dog Water

the water that comes out of or is made from a dog

what the fuck is dog water bullshit?!

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

by TnE25 September 17, 2020