Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Dog on the Tuckerbox

The act of inserting ones testicles into a females anus and then ejaculating over her arse cheeks.

Sam was attempting the Dog in a bathtub (balls in ass and dick in vag) and got his balls in but couldn’t get the angle right for the vag so had to sterile for a Dog on the Tuckerbox shooting his load on Nicky’s ass cheeks. (Tuckerbox)

by Cupracop July 2, 2021

Braiden's dog

dog with a bbc

person 1:have you seen Braiden's dogs bcc.
person 2: its so big!

by travis scott9 March 25, 2024

dogs

A slang term for toes

"Ew, he has his dogs out and they stink."

by moonie.eh.oh May 17, 2022

Chilly cheese dog

When a person has fymunda cheese, and proceeds to Diarrhea themselves mixing with he fumunda cheese around one's penis.
Then someone proceeds to give them a bj.

I gave my girlfriend a chilly cheese dog last night and it was amazing

by Davido B'21 January 19, 2024

Stoner Dog

Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass

Reese stop being a little bitch you fucking stoner dog.

by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019