Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

K-Dog

A Random Canadian boy.

Person " You know K-Dog? He sold me a Skittles pack."
Person2 " Coolio."

by SomeHotTakis August 1, 2018

Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Raw dog

The act of sexually penetrating someone without a form of contraceptive, such as a condom.

Matt: Dude! Jay, I can't believe you raw dogged brooks' mom last night!

by Cappin12 April 15, 2020

Dog shit

Scooter Braun

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021

Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

dog

the animal that dad didnt want but still loves and plays with and will always be his best friend.

family: wants a dog
dad: doesnt want a dog
dad and dog: party noises

by edgiestsoup10 December 10, 2020