Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.
by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024
Get the Heart Dogmug. by Minecraft.epic.gamer November 26, 2019
Get the Dirty Dogmug. When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours
by HMan98 April 28, 2022
Get the Royalton Corn Dogmug. There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂
by Grim6891 May 12, 2023
Get the Big Dogs Gotta Eat Tomug. 
Man gives a woman anul, than the woman takes a shit on the mans penis. The man pulls out with the shit still on his penis which makes it look like a corn dog. Than the woman eats it.
by You know me1234 April 19, 2014
Get the Corn dogmug.