by DanielP December 09, 2007
What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.
Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.
by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019
The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.
That is a hot dog ass man.
by dumsol November 27, 2016
by Gorilla incest November 15, 2021
usually a weiner (not the type of weiner your probably thinking about), put in between hot dog bread or any sort of bread. It can also be with Ketchup, or Mustard as common appetizers.
Person 1: Ay bro what your opinion of Hot Dogs?
Person 2: You mean the one down.. there?
Person 1: No, an actual Hot Dog.
Person 2: Yeah they taste pretty good.
Person 2: You mean the one down.. there?
Person 1: No, an actual Hot Dog.
Person 2: Yeah they taste pretty good.
by urbandici August 31, 2023
Hot Dog
Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
by Rebel Friend March 27, 2020