Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

tip of the cock

Something that is extremely fine or extraordinary. Exquisite.

That's one of the best meals I've ever eaten. Just, tip of the cocktail.

My wife picked out the nicest car on the lot. It was tip of the cock.

by theman35986 June 22, 2024

COCK mongrel

A hungry Female at the baseball Park looking to slay all the Sausage she Can

That lady over there is a Cock Mongrel!

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

cock sledger

Man with a hard or is that can cum several times without going soft

He was such a cock sledger he was going all night with one person after the next

by Hellawalla222 May 10, 2016

Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick

Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night

by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

Cock

A male chicken you dirty bastards

A cock is a male chicken

by UltimateDoge April 12, 2023