The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
Get the face mappingmug. The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
Get the Crumpled Bread Facemug. The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.
Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married
by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016
Get the village facemug. by Afish4aday September 17, 2019
Get the Fish Facemug. An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.
a really good comeback
a really good comeback
by KILLAKURT203 March 24, 2010
Get the opposite facemug. by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016
Get the cricket facemug. by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022
Get the Big ass tittie facemug.