My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

big mexico balls

Big ass booty cheek spread mexican man working on my field bending over to pick up the cement bags while his mexican balls fall out the pants and gets put on my tittie on accident.

"I see them big mexico balls"

by rizzlerultimatesigma May 24, 2024

Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor.

Yo two girls just invited me to a hot tub. The only right thing to do is make a liquor ball sandwich.

by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022

The Great Disco Balls

The word is usually is used in this fashion TGDB. Someone who unknowingly exposes his testicles while removing his pants/shorts to wear his undergarments to sun bathe or go swimming in the water or to change into other garments.

Hey The Great Disco Balls is coming over everyone stay clear while he changes his clothes.

by Agent 99 October 12, 2005

zest carrot melon ball

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

by log_cabin February 19, 2023

Valle Balle

A valle Balle is the best friend you could ever imagine. He’s one of a kind and he will always brighten your day and he’s always gonna be there for you and therefore forget helping himself from time to time (so you need to help him with that). If you have a valle balle don’t let him get away. A valle balle is a “once in a lifetime” thing and you will regret letting your valle balle get away forever.

Hey look it’s my valle balle, I really missed my valle balle

Person 1: Who’s your valle balle right now?

Person 2: it’s that guy over there, we’ve know each other since kindergarten.

by Sigrid F***ing Laura March 21, 2021

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025